Sunday, June 25, 2006

The Atheist God (or He-Who-Does-Not-Exist) is proud to announce his church is open for all Non-believers

http://church-of-the-atheist-god.blogspot.com/

Thursday, June 22, 2006

The Law of the Gods

TO HELL WITH RULES!!

WE ARE GODS!!!!!

and can do as we bloody well please









The Gods of Mind and Thought

Wolfsfang - God of Insanity - Lord of the Atheists - Master of Oblivion

The insane king of the Gods. Wolfsfang is of the Gods, Wolfsfang is from the Gods. The eternal being from which all other Gods come from.

He is the past, present and future of the Gods.

Wolfsfang is eternal


Herr Logan - God of Critical Thinking

Blind Fury - God of Dreams

El ASESION - God of Suicide

Demogoblin - God of Perception

slipalong - God of Apathy

The Question - God of Imagination

Kmack - God of Jubilance


The Gods of Justice

Master Chief - God of Vigilanties - Lord of Devestation

Batnkevlar - God of Karma

The FallenAngel - God of Violence - Lord of Rage - Master of Darkness: Located mainly at The Church of Eternal Violence and Rage

comicgirl - Goddess of Vengeance - also goes by the name Nemesis

Abaddon - God of Destruction

Malice - God of Mailcious Retribution

Corinthian™ - God of Sarcasm and Judgement


The Gods of Nature

SuperFerret - God of Nature

Morg - God of Animals

The Femal Torch - God of Arachnids

Carter - God of Lightning

Sentinel X - God of the Sky

Karem-Knight - God of Water

Son of Logan - Reflecticon -God of Life - Lord of Reincarnation - Master of Purgatory

My followers shall be known as the Reflectinites. The Reflectinites shall worship life, having great respect for nature, the golden rule and karma. Those who fail to worship life shall find theirs forfiet

Whirlysplat - God of Energy

Squeekness - Goddess of Hamsters and Mice - LOL


The Other Gods


Spider-X - God of Evil

Iglius - God of Time

Dog Lips - God of Sex

DV8 - God of Pussy

Tangled Web - God of Irony

ScottyBBad - God of Nothing

Titan101 - God of Everything (tho this is not actually possible as No God can control all things)

Britrogue - God of Heat

Ronny Shade - God of Physics

DBella - God of Manipulation

Mr Lex Luthor - God of Superhumans - Lord of Colorful language that can in no way be deemed suitable for the ears or use of small children

The Last Meatbag - God of Magic

deemar325 - God of Cool - Lord of the curse words

  • Age: 5 Billion years old
  • Home: Fortress of Shaft-Ti-Tude!
  • * Monolithic Penis of the Dark Dimension, able to Smite Thee Veerily!
  • *Shield of IGNORANCE! blocks all attempts of manipulation and sensible or sinister thought.

Wilhelm-Scream - God of Rock and Roll

Sean Adisano - God of Food - Lord of Ass Kicking

kakarot069 - God of Bad Hair Styles - Lord of blow up mattresses

bored - God of Watching Sports

Dr.Victor Lehnsherr - God of Reality Shows

tzarinna - Goddess of Bitching and Moaning

Strange - God of Bodily Functions

Lucy in the sky - God of Languages

Saquatch - God of Biscuits

Boom - God of Egg Yolk

ShadowBoxing - God of Fitness

Noon - Goddess of fertility, intoxication and music (in modern terms; sex, drugs and rock and roll!)

Invoked before student parties and concerts, I bring hedonistic pleasure to all! I require a yearly sacrifice of grass, a lowly man slave and songs to be written in my honour.

I manifest in many forms including a heavily tattooed punk rocker, an Egyptian queen and a large black snake.

My symbol is a cup, my day is Friday, my heavenly body is the moon and my phone number is.... no wait

rigel7soldiers - God of Procrastination

"after all, The last minute is the only one that counts."

Super Mark - God of Joyous Laughter

Aren - God of Love

Danalys - God of Structured Nothing

Utter Carnage - God of Masturbation

The Spawn - God of Apocalypse - harbringer of war,famine, pestilence, and Death

Marvel Man - God of Telekinesis

redmarvel - Goddess of Desire

The Amazing Lee - God of Beer

Movies205 - The Chronicler - All Knowing

"Movies205, takes up humble residence at the core of the Hype, near a moldy piece of cheese and the server's processor. He is above the eternal wailings of the wretched mortals who occupy the plane known as "The Hype" but below the God which govern such moral decrepity, he sits loafy in a faux disposition of superiority above such mere mortals. FOR HE IS THE CHRONICLER OF THE HYPE, HE KNOWS ALL!

JLBats - God of the Higher Evolutionary Immortals and how they got the groove back.

Childlike Wild - Goddess of Good Iced Drinks

enterthemadness - God of Wrestling

Equint77 - God of Rehab

Minions of the Gods

Wolfsfang - Demented and Mental

Son of Logan - Lazurus and Death Rattle

Ronny Shade - Matter and Energy